Starro hails from some distant planet where he goes around to other planets, replicates a bunch, then attaches himself to your face to mind control you and all of your buddies. What makes him so appealing is that hes adorable, look at him, I bet he's warm and squishy. Also he's always down to give you a hug, mostly to the face though. If we did hangout we would probably spend the day throwing Starro babies at people and harassing the Justice League, then at night we'd probably drink at Michael's house. Misconceptions of Starro's powers is that he is telepathic and can replicate super fast, but he can't use moves like Thunder Bolt, Ice Beam, Recover, and Confuse Ray. That's a whole different Star-thing.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
People I Want to Hangout With #1: Starro
Starro hails from some distant planet where he goes around to other planets, replicates a bunch, then attaches himself to your face to mind control you and all of your buddies. What makes him so appealing is that hes adorable, look at him, I bet he's warm and squishy. Also he's always down to give you a hug, mostly to the face though. If we did hangout we would probably spend the day throwing Starro babies at people and harassing the Justice League, then at night we'd probably drink at Michael's house. Misconceptions of Starro's powers is that he is telepathic and can replicate super fast, but he can't use moves like Thunder Bolt, Ice Beam, Recover, and Confuse Ray. That's a whole different Star-thing.
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hahaha sick its all about Staryu and Starmie
ReplyDeleteNo way, it's all about chocolate starfish.
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